Drake is in his Mormon bag. The rapper just released a music video for "Falling Back," the second Zara-ready track off surprise album Honestly, Nevermind, that imagines a frightening alternate reality: the Lover Boy as a polygamist.

Conceived by Director X, the nearly 10-minute-long visual opens with Drizzy experiencing some pre-wedding jitters. In the face crack of the century, guest star and cheater extraordinaire Tristan Thompson reassures the groom-to-be: "Doesn't feel right, we scrap it, we go home."

But the show goes on, and Drake proceeds to marry 23 women — most of whom are models, but none of whom are Rihanna.

Meet the Real Sisterwives of Salt Lake City below.

Amy Lem (@amyllem)

She's a model.

Nur Park (@park_nur)

She's also a model, and a nature lover.

Jessye Romeo (@jessyeromeo)

She's a Leo.

Ashlee Jenae (@ashleejenae)

She's a model and a bottle girl at DAER Nightclub in Florida. She's also Elmo's biggest fan.

Antje Utgaard (@awesomeantjay)

She's a model, actor, OnlyFans star, and more importantly, a horse girl.

Nicole Restrepo (@777.afrodita)

Her IG is a cipher, but I think she makes music.

Sophia Diana (@sophiiadiana)

She's a model who has traveled to places including: Belgrade, Paris, Jamaica, Egypt, and the epicenter of Mormonism, Utah.

Cookie (@justcookiedough)

Yum! Cookie is an ambassador for Just Bundles London and House of Zimma.

Essyonna Peschong (@essyonna)

Musician, living proof that waist trainers work.

Beza (@beyondbeza)

She's a lash tech at Bynd Me Beauty. I can't tell from her photos, but I'm sure she has great eyelashes.

Tiona Fernan (@_xttiona)

Model.

Riley Simpson (@ririsimpson)

Model.

Penny Lane (@pennylaneisthename)

That's her real name!

Elissa Henderson (@darladimples_)

Minnesotan, has dimples.

Lisa Straube (@lisa.straube)

Wild card — she's a table tennis player.

Aizabil Arabian (@sexypsychopath)

Photographer, Scorpio.

Ange José (@iamangejose)

Model.

Emile Celine Geneve (@emgeneve)

TV and film producer, model. She does not have a Snapchat!

Emitiz Farsi (@emitizfarsi)

Model.

Barbara Ramirez (@barbararamirezz)

Model, content creator for Bang Energy.

Elinda San (@elindasan)

The "content creator of [her] own world."

Lucciana Beatriz Beynon (@luccianabeynon)

Model.

Ashlee Massiah (@_yngrl)

Model, Toronto, also in Future's "WAIT FOR U" music video.